house arrest wouldn’t even be a punishment for me
my sister asked what type of soup I was eating but I didnt know what to say because I had just poured orange juice into a bowl and was drinking it with a spoon
You need to get out. That’s an empty public building; you are in the beginning of a horror movie.
This is why you need to join the survival corps
don’t be so sure you alone possess the secret to happiness
I FOUND THIS WAY FUNNIER THAN I SHOULD HAVE
THIS IS GOLD
Turn your binoculars around. See now the tigers are smaller and further away. you gotta be smart to survive in the rainforest.